The Shot (Intro)

[phones ringing, babies crying] [white guy:] Hi how ya doin' ? [nurse:] Doctor's office, could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you? [white guy:] Yes I have a four o'clock appointment, I'm here to get my shot. [nurse:] Okay, come right with me. [white guy:] This isn't gonna take too long is it? [nurse:] Here we are, here have a seat right here. [white guy:] Uhh maybe a glass of water would be great. [white guy:] Oh great, thanks, thanks. [nurse:] The doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything? [nurse:] Okay great. [door creaks open, funky music in the backround] [door shuts] [doctor Ice Cube:] Yo wussup? [white guy:] Hi how ya doin' ? [white guy:] Damn, what is taking so long? [doctor Ice Cube:] Alright, let's see what we got here uhh, Mr. White huh? [white guy:] Yes sir that's me. [doctor Ice Cube:] heh, I heard you don't like shots do ya? [doctor Ice Cube:] Aww you're a big boy uhh this won't hurt a bit, [white guy:] No I sure don't. [white guy:] Let's get this over with. jus' uhh turn your head... [click] for you, and uhh brace yourself! [doctor Ice Cube:] yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here, [BANG!]