Cali Boy

What's up Day One?
Give us some CA guidelines real quick, yeah

Don't raise your hands around me unless you stole somethin'
Don't wave your hands around me unless you throw somethin'
It's P funk, C funk or no funk at all
LAPD on my back and they won't get off
'Cause I'm a Cali boy, that's on my hood fool
A valley boy and you can put that on my hood too
So stay clean deputy and if it bothers you
You can't spell "wetback' without the W'
And I see some of you get your recipe exposed
We in the kitchen, makin' California rolls
Don't wanna let me go home on my parole date
But let the governor terminate a whole state
See Watergate ain't got nothin' on my scandal
They put a government bracelet on my ankle
To keep me on the outdate once it's juvenile
I'm certified in the west so how you like me now
(Westside)

I'm a Cali boy
I'm not your everyday average boy
I roll around with my big old toy
(You's a Cali boy) (Cali)
I'm a Cali boy
I'm not your everyday average boy
I roll around with my big old toy
(You's a Cali boy)
Ya'll want no problems with me, you can't handle my beef I got that dog in me

I stay green like that green
Purple like that purple
Before I start rappin' MC's look like Urkel
With funny ass haircuts and tight ass clothes
No 64's, the game was exposed
I had to come through like Darth Vader wit' activator
In all black, a nigga act like the raiders
Now you know why I rap like Blowfly
'Cause I'm a C-A-L-I B-O-Y
So fly, I do this shit for life
Don't lie, a nigga is a soldier
I told ya, this right hand will fold ya
This California cobra ain't never ever sober
No Testarossa, west coastra nostra
Black and brown stay down like we suppose to
It's the governor, laugh now cry later, if I ran bitch I can be Schwarzenegger
(Ice Cube)

I'm a Cali boy
I'm not your everyday average boy
I roll around with my big old toy
(You's a Cali boy) (Cali)
I'm a Cali boy
I'm not your everyday average boy
I roll around with my big old toy
(You's a Cali boy)
Ya'll want no problems with me, you can't handle my beef I got that dog in me

Got them oldies bumpin' from the low-low
Cali boys, come on now, the friends know
Now look who's in your rear view
It's Sleepy Malo, Ice Cube (and) Squeak Ru
From setcount to dayo
We squeezin' money through our palms, it's stickin' like Play Dough
We offer tequilas and margaritas, fried chicken, watermelon, you don't wanna see us
Them chrome hollis, shinnin' like icicles
Low-lows hoppin', bitches titles jiggle
It's just that west coast gangsta shit
Hood to hood, set to set, click to click
We got stripes like the Star Spangled
We all bushes and kush, immoral strangle
Puff, puff pass, pass, ay, this is California homie stay bangin' your flag, oh

I'm a Cali boy
I'm not your everyday average boy
I roll around with my big old toy
(You's a Cali boy) (Cali)
I'm a Cali boy
I'm not your everyday average boy
I roll around with my big old toy
(You's a Cali boy)
Ya'll want no problems with me, you can't handle my beef I got that dog in me

This (is) for my Cali boys in the lay-aye
All my Cali boys in the bay, hah
All my Cali Boys in Dayo
All my Cali boys, in Bakersfield
All my Cali boys, in San Jose
All my Cali boys, on the east coast
All my Cali boys, in the Midwest
All my Cali boys, down south
Ha ha, I'm a Cali boy