Resolutions

[Intro]
Yeah, you still stickin' to that New Years resolution, baby?
Me neither

[Chorus]
We made a resolution
That we would swear off gluten
We made a resolution
But we failed the execution

[Verse 1]
Yo, it's about that time
To break back out the cheese and the wine
January 2nd, we were inspired
Two weeks later, we're kinda tired
Me and Kim trying to do Keto
You can eat meat but you can't eat wheat though
Already wе are starting to ignore
And now we got brеad coming out our pores
And now we're running out of positive vibes
And we are taking a ride, and ending up in the drive-thru
And so we're gonna need to ask for absolution
'Cause we quit our resolution

[Chorus]
We made a resolution
To improve our condition
We made a resolution
But we have no ambition

[Verse 2]
Resolutions, good like Sunkist
But they are really funless
A marathon, gotta train in advance
And it takes five hours and you poop your pants
You wanna quit Facebook? Sure, do it
But if you're watching this, then you probably blew it
And is that a chocolate bar that you're over there chewing?
You failed your resolution

[Interlude]
Come on, come on
Peel it, peel it
Come on, come on
PC, break it down

[Verse 3]
Kimmy D, she was trying
To cut down on all of the shopping
But she's having some trouble stopping
C-H-E-A-T-I-N
She wants to be thrifty, but Zappos is nifty
And they got free shipping
We have no willpower and no solutions
So much for resolutions