She Doesn’t Want to Talk to You

[Verse 1]
She's introverted, she's kind of shy
So when she sees a name, she likes to hit decline
Then she sends you a text saying that she is slammed
But really, she is on her couch and eating ham

[Chorus]
And there's nothing you can do
She just doesn't want to talk to you

[Verse 2]
Ever since the dawn of caller ID
Actual talking has become too people-y
Even if it is her mother checking in
She'll just decline it and go back to Words with friends

[Chorus]
Yeah, it's supеr duper rude
But she doеsn't want to talk to you
She will text you back too
But she doesn't want to talk to you

[Verse 3]
It's not just her, you can be sure of that
She might try to call her brother just to chat
You hear one ring, and then you hear a click
And that's his voicemail, and now he's being a d*ck

[Chorus]
If the voicemail comes right through
He doesn't really want to talk to you
Yeah, your husband does this too
He doesn't really want to talk to you, yeah