Yo Ho
Noraa Neither Kaplan
how it feels to have a finger in your bum
how it feels to be a singer drenched in cum
eating captain morgan’s ass—yum, yum, rum!
when they use a finger that is not their thumb
i beg them to reach the pit of my plum
when my ass is fingerless, i am glum, glum, glum!
one time i got stuck with a stick from a drum
it got lodged in my hole, i felt so dumb
i can’t find a rhyme for ass… um, um, um!
i am a pirate, i’ve sailed the seven seas
i’ve lost both my hands to shark fleas
if you’ve got a finger or two then
cum aboard me ship, and join the crew
yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!
yo ho ho, with your finger in me bum!
yo ho ho, don’t stop make me cum!
i’ll eat anybody’s ass—except for a brown alum
