Your Favorite Band Wants You Dead

Your favorite band wants you dead
And I hear that they're not alone
They just recruited your mam and your dad
And your birthstone

Your favorite song is a lie
It exists purely to flatter itself
If you pull it it falls apart in your hands

But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run
Anywhere to run
'Cause they're so weighted down
But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run
'Cause they're so weighted down
Problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run
Anywhere to run (anywhere to run)
'Cause they're so weighted down
But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run
'Cause they're so weighted down

Your favorite band wants you dead
For the crime of not being a fan
Through that time that they needed your help
(The third album)
Their last record was dedicated to you
In the sense that it was written in code
(Even now they are turning the screw)

But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run
Anywhere to run
'Cause they're so weighted down
But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run
'Cause they're so weighted down
Problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run
Anywhere to run (anywhere to run)
'Cause they're so weighted down
But problem shoppers don't have anywhere to run
'Cause they're so weighted down

Your favorite band were better when they didn't exist
When their parents hadn't even been introduced - sorry mate
Your favorite band were better when they didn't exist
When their parents hadn't even-
Your favorite band were better when they didn't exist
When their parents hadn't even been introduced - sorry mate
Your favorite band were better when they didn't exist
When their parents hadn't even met