How Do You Schlep?

Mama told me I was not a great advert
Mama told me Amazon was bad for my guts
Mama told me I could be a leg-man but
Mama told me I was worth so much much much more

Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery

Mama told I was born at jodrell bank
Mama told me I was better as an idea
Mama told me I could be a victim but
Mama told me I was worth so much much much more

Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery

How do you schlep?
Do you schlep good?
Do your schlep-sons schlep in Brentwood?

Are your dreams
Encased in asphalt?
I know someone who can fix that

How do you schlep?
On your side or on your bellybutton?
Maybe you're bischlepsual
Maybe you've won awards for it
Of course you want to destroy capitalism
Of course you do
You are a very serious person
You are a very serious person

Mama told me I was not her favourite child
Mama told me no-one hit her kindly twice
Mama told me I could build my own defence
Mama told me I was worth so much much much much much much
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery
Ah makes a mockery