You Can Stand on One Leg (but you shouldn’t)

One plus one is - tah
It's on the tip of my tongue
Bad - bad brain (Confidence)
One plus one is when?
One? G-g-g-g-g-guh
Two? G-g-g-g-guh
Three? G-g-g-g-guh
Four? G-g-g-g-g-guh
We need to give equal weighting to all interpretations of the numbers
Don't you understand?

All the pummelling, the pummelling presets
That a younger man could reinvent
(bu-bu-bu-bubbles)
All the mulch, all the mulch you can eat
From the stomach of your seventh victim
(bu-bu-bu-bubbles)

Unknown, unknown, unknown and unloved (Unknown, unknown, unknown, unknown and unloved)
Unknown, unknown, unknown, unknown and unloved (Unknown, unknown)

The capital of Paris (No)
The country with the most (No) the biggest (No) the most complete (No)
The tenuous acceptance speech (No no no no no)
It generates such heat
There are problems in the data centre (No no no no no)
I was dealing this time, 'til the monks began
Yeah, those monks sure are fine
You can stand on one leg but you shouldn't
You can stand on one leg but you shouldn't, you shouldn't

All the- all the- all the- all the pummelling, pummelling presets
That a younger man could reinvent
(bu-bu-bu-bubbles)
All the mulch, all the mulch you can eat
From the stomach of your seventh victim
(bu-bu-bu-bubbles)

Unknown, unknown, unknown and unloved (Unknown, unknown, unknown, unknown and unloved)
Unknown, unknown, unknown, unknown and unloved (Unknown, unknown)

The cheap meats going down the best
For your I's
For your idents
The cheap meats going down the best
For your lumps lumps lumps lumps lumps

The cheap meats going down the best
For your I's
For your idents
The cheap meats going down the best
For the lumps lumps lumps lumps

The cheap meats going down the best
For your I's
For your I's
The cheap meats going down the best
For your I's
For your I's
The cheap meats going down the best
For your I's
For your I's
The cheap meats going down the best
For your I's
For your I's