Reggie has asbestos training

When are you most likely to be caught speeding?
7:45am record show, and who will you be with?
Your wife or your lover?
Depends on who has custody of the Arrested Development boxset
The proof is in the pudding well, the pudding was made in a shit oven
By a donkey cocked fuckwit with half a world in his petty hate petting zoo
And if that sounds like you, then it’s not, it can’t be
It defeats reason

When are you dangerous then? When you drink or when you don’t drink?
When you’re happy or when you’re sad?
When you rise above the fray like a magnificent fucking eagle?
Or plunge into the depths like a toad?
I made lots of friend in prison, though, I’ve never actually been there
Except for that one time

Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon

Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon

Yes Reggie, that was your cousin Chris on the telephone
He was calling to tell you he is now made entirely of woad. Yes woad
I asked him to repeat it but he and I are left with that special sense of hell, you see the back of her thighs became a magnet for his sadness
Like a packet of wotsits you found on a corpse

Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon

Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon

Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon

Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon

Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon

Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon

Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
Reggie has asbestos training
He tells me every afternoon