The Lonely Hearts Club

Welcome to The Lonely Hearts Club, can I get you wine or beer?
We’ve got lots of members, though you rarely find them all here
Did someone die, did the kids up n’ fly Did your woman leave you in the night
It don’t matter why, it don’t matter how
You’re in The Lonely Hearts Club now! (Lonely Hearts, lonely hearts)

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So the days drag on by and the nights just won’t die, loneliness consumes
Friends show their care but they’re just not where, the future’s stark and bare
The ‘Alfie’ moments seem to grab you……, n’ shake you to your core
You’re on your own, your all alone
You’re in The Lonely Hearts Club now!

(“You must understand – You’re in The Lonely-Hearts Club Band”)

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You just sit all alone in your empty home, this far down the line
Even a stranger’s touch could mean so much, to stop your heart from dyin’
You could try downtown n’ just hang around, where strangers go to die
When care n’ love take their final bow
It’s the Lonely Hearts Club now!
You’re in the lonely hearts club now
You’re in the lonely hearts club now