You're Welcome [Original West End Cast Recording]
Aw, you can't just leave
Not when you're dressed like that
Dressed like what? This is what I always wear
Yeah and it's torture!
How can you expect us to control ourselves when you look like that?
Dear Diary
Here we are in the dark fifty yards from my car
I could climb that tree, I'd never get that far
They're a hundred pounds heavier, they have my keys
I'm a rat in a trap, correction:
I'm the cheese
Hey there girl, ignore this fool
He tries to play cool while he's dribbling drool
Just trying to say in our friendly way
That you've gotten hotter like every day
Ow!
Hey there girl, avoid this punk
He's hungry for a hunk of the junk in your trunk
There is no lie, that dog won't try
When a tasty treat like you walks by, cause
Once, you were geeky and nerdy
Now you're flirty, freaky, and dirty
You were nothing and nobody
But now you're good enough to
Get with me! Huh!
You're welcome, look where you are
You're welcome, you've won a football star!
You're welcome
Baby, what's that smell?
That's the smell of me lovin' you well
You're welcome!
This is not a drill
This is not a bad dream
In a cow pasture, no one can hear you scream
Never break their stare, stay awake, stay aware
You're not in real danger 'til they grab your hair
Come back girl, now don't play hurt
If you don't want me starin', why you wearin' that skirt?
We can't be tamed and we can't be blamed
It's all your fault that we're inflamed!
Cause once, you were grody and grotty
Now you've got a body like a Maserati!
Stroke my fur, make me purr-
Hey! You wanted to be
Popular!
Hit me!
Huh!
You're welcome, look where you are
You're welcome, come get your football star
You're welcome
You've joined the pros!
Once we squeeze you
You'll stay "squoze"
You're welcome in my lap, welcome on my knee
Well, come on and get grabby in the grass with me!
I got one last chance to save my ass
What was that move from my self-defence class?
I'll steal your heart like a thief
Bring you sweet relief
Call me Wendy cause you never wonder
'Where's the beef?'
They're a powder keg
So don't yell or beg
Stay friendly
Then gently, accidentally sweep the leg
Ah! This mud stinks!
Ugh, gross!
You're welcome
Back up fool, you reek!
You're welcome
Well, you smell like a sewage leak
You're welcome
Wait, dude
I'm pretty sure
This ain't mud- it's
COW MANURE!
You're welcome!
Ah, it's everywhere!
You're welcome
Hold on, it's in my hair!
You're wel-
Hey, girl
Now let's not dwell
I'mma smell
You can tell
I can still be lovin' you well!
Swell!
No, I'll be lovin' her well!
See you in Hell!
No, I'll be lovin' her well!
No, I'll be-
I'll be-
I'll be-
I'll be-
Lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' lovin' her well!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
