Fal-De-Ral and Fiddle-Dee-Dee

Fal-de ral and fiddle dee dee
Fiddly-faddly-foddle
All the wishes in the world
Are poppycock and twaddle

Who are you?

I'm your fairy godmother,  honey

You?

You've got a problem with that?
If you'd rather have some old lady in a tutu
Sprinkling fairy dust in your hair then-

-Oh no! No, I'm sorry, I just never dreamed

Fal-de ral and fiddle dee dee
Fiddly-faddly-foodle
All the dreamers in the world
Are dizzy in the noodle!