Jumpin’ Humpin’ Hip Hypocrite

Well, hey

Got my hands in my back pocket
I'm a jumpin'
Unscrewing the light from the socket
And I'd rather stand than sit
Puttin' all the people in the dark
Tellin' everyone good night bye bye
I put this out took them on a back road ride
Carryin' the truth in my back pocket
My hands are holdin' me down
I've been waiting for people to ask me
What have you found? (yeah)

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
I was dead before I a gypsy
She held my head and
Fought with my boots 'til my eyes turned red
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
Oh I'd rather stand than sit
I've been down to the gutter
But then I've lived on honey and butter
But with me a life's a game
A game I call insane
I'm not the one to blame i call it sane

I was hung when I was young
I was named insane
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
I broke all the laws before my age
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
Yeah I'd rather stand than sit
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
I turn around to find the clown
But with me a life's a game
A game I call insane
I'm not the one to blame i call it sane

I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
I'd rather stand than sit
I'm a jumpin' humpin' hip hypocrite
I'd rather stand than sit i put this out
Took them on a back road ride i put this out
Took them on a back road ride i put this out
Took them on a back road ride i put this out
Took them on a back road ride i put this out
(Took them on a back road ride)
I put this out i put this out
I put this out i put this out
I put this out