Rise to Stardom Suite

Well, you should see Polythene Pam
She's so good-looking
But she looks like a man
Well, you should see her in drag
Dressed in her polythene bag
Yes, you should see Polythene Pam
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer-diller when she's dressed
To the hilt she's the kind of a girl
Who makes the News Of The World
Yes, you could say that
She's attractively built yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah

She came in through the bathroom window
Protected by a silver spoon
But now she sucks her thumb and wonders
By the banks of her own lagoon
Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me
She said she'd always been a dancer
She worked at fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew what I could not say
And so I quit the police department
And got myself a steady job
Although she tried her best to help me
She could steal, but she could not rob
Didn't anybody tell her? Didn't anybody see?
Sunday's on the phone to Monday
Tuesday's on the phone to me oh, yeah

He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Doesn't have a point of view
Knows not where he's going to
Isn't he a bit like you and me?
Nowhere Man, please listen
You don't know what you're missing
Nowhere Man, the world is at your command
He's a real nowhere man
Sitting in his nowhere land
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody
Making all his nowhere plans for nobody

We're Sgt pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We hope you have enjoyed the show
Sgt pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We're sorry but it's time to go
Sgt pepper's lonely, Sgt pepper's lonely
Sgt pepper's lonely, Sgt pepper's lonely
Sgt pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
We'd like to thank you once again
Sgt pepper's one and only
Lonely Hearts Club Band
It's getting very near the end
Sgt pepper's lonely, Sgt pepper's lonely
Sgt pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band