Horse at the disco

After a long week I went out
I needed to dance my stress out
I met her at the perfect time
She was with a close friend of mine

There's a horse at the disco
We're at the club everybody knows
Standard is the way to go
Was I there, I don't know

There's a horse at the disco
We're at the club everybody knows
Standard is the way to go
Was I there, I don't know

We got on easy right away
So she gave me some nasal spray
Then I saw things in a different way
This night could only go sideways

There's a horse at the disco
I'm at the club everybody knows
Standard is the way to go
Was I there? I don't know

There's a horse at the disco
I'm at the club everybody knows
Standard is the way to go
Was I there? I don't know

I can see it in her eyes
Baby wants to ride
Baby wants to ride
Baby wants to ride

There's a horse at the disco
I'm at the club everybody knows
Standard is the way to go
Was I there? I don't know