Something Weird

Well, I saw something weird
When I was lying in my bed
La la la-la-la, la la la-la-la
A baby's arm was sprouting
Out of my head
La la la-la-la, la la la-la-la

It picked up a pen
And wrote me this note, it said
"I'll get you when I'm old enough
To grab you by the throat"

And it was weird

Something weird happened to me
When I was on a dinner date
La la la-la-la, la la la-la-la
My main course chicken
Started dancing on the plate
La la la-la-la, la la la-la-la

It leapt from the table
And landed on my knees
Started peeling off its skin
In a sickly strip-tease

And it was weird
It seems to me that
That is something
Something weird
And it was weird
It seems to me that
It's something
Something weird

I used to go to church
And have a very weird time
La la la-la-la, la la la-la-la
They made me drink blood
But they said that it was wine
La la la-la-la, la la la-la-la

Then they said that I was evil
And told me to repent
But they couldn't even tell me
What that weird word meant

And it was weird
If you're asking me
That is something
Something weird
And that is weird
If you're asking me
That is something
Something weird

The something weirds are happening
While I sing this song
La la la-la-la, la la la-la-la
The melody is changing
And the chords are all wrong
La la la-la-la, la la la-la-la

I try to carry on
But to my great surprise
I find that I have turned
Into a couple of guys

And that is weird
It seems to me that
It's something
Something weird
And it is weird
It seems to me that
It's something
Something weird

La la la-la-la
Come on, baby, baby, now
La la la-la-la
Something weird
La la la-la-la
Come on, baby, baby, now
Something weird
Something weird
Something weird
Something weird