Brunch at Cracker Barrel

[Verse 1]
Down in south Mi'ssipi
There's a place called Cracker Barrel
They make some damn good eggs
And some bitchin' ass chicks
It's a real good eatin' place
They also have an assortment of toiletries
When you're gettin' that grumbling' in your tumblin
It's a real fine place
But I'll give you some advice
Don't get their gotdamn fajitas
It'll give you diarrhea! (It'll give you diarrhea, Cletus!)
Diarrhea!

[Outro]
Bring my iced tea you snag-toothed bitch! (Sir)
No you don't have to talk like that, I'll get you your iced tea
Fuck you, you brought me sweetened tea, fuck you bitch
No I'll get you your iced tea just calm down
You fuckin' bitch I have a right as an American to (Calm down)
I have my right as a mid-western southern American for my
Fuckin' tea (Sir I'm gonna-)