Zebra Week

Hey Zebra guys
Howzit going? Like I wanted to ask you oaks
What is a week like for you guys?
It must be lank busy hey
Let me tell you now

Once a week, I get to blow off steam
So I call the boys and we intervene
'Cause the weeks been too long to handle sober
When life gets you down just burn the five-leave clover

Monday was kak
Tuesday was trouble (Trouble)
Wednesday got better
But Thursday was double
Friday was lit
Saturday was boss
Sunday was heavy
I’m still dik babelas

See that now Duncan’s out
We got to take him home
While Siphe’s still on the goddamn phone
Suddenly Wim wants to start a fight
Looks like Ivan and Justin are the only motherfuckers getting laid tonight

Monday was kak (Give it to me)
Tuesday was trouble
Wednesday got better
But Thursday was double
Friday was lit (Trouble)
Saturday was boss
Sunday was heavy
I’m still dik babelas

Monday’s a bomb day
Tuesday refuse day
Wednesday is Wednesday
Thursday gets thirsty
Friday get your work out the way
'Cause Saturdays the Zebra kind of way
Sunday means it’s all almost over
But don’t quit, don’t cry on no shoulder
It’s gonna be one hell of a week
What kind of week?
The Zebra kind of week

Samba

Let me tell you
Monday was kak
Tuesday was trouble
Wednesday got better
But Thursday was double
Friday was lit
Saturday was boss
Sunday was heavy
I’m still dik babelas

And that’s a kind of week