Gucci Tighty Whities

[Intro: YourBoySponge]
Yeah
Woo, woo, I'm ready
Yeah, boom, I'm ready

[Chorus: YourBoySponge]
Every single day and every single night-y
Everybody say that my pants look mighty
'Cause my underwear small, it hugs me tightly
But I love my drawls, they bring me delight-y
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)

[Verse 1: YourBoySponge & Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs, can I have an advance?
I need, like, a hundred grand
Say what? Boy, are you in a trance?Why do you need so many bands?
Well, I want to go to France
I know that this is so unplanned
But I will get back with a money sack
If you lend me a stack when you get a chance
Okay, but I don't rеally understand
Are you going for romance?
No, not quitе, but I left his sight, then I caught a flight with my finances
All it took was just one glance
I walked in the store, then I walked out the store with a smile and then I hit a stance
SpongeBob SquarePants is enhanced
Ooh, watch me do my dance
Oops, I just ripped my pants
I don't need them, I proceed to gain my freedom with my hands
No, this wasn't in the plans, but, I took my pants off of my glands
Then I gained a hundred fans just because I wore a brand

[Interlude: YourBoySponge]
Yeah, everybody saw me, and they were screaming
"SpongeBob, you look dazzling"
"You are so handsome; marry me! Marry me, SpongeBob! Marry me!"

[Verse 2: YourBoySponge & Mr. Krabs]
Here you go, Mr. Krabs, here's a pair
Go ahead and take a glare
Got these from Camaret-sur-Mer
You know that I had to share
Wow, SpongeBob, these are rare
You got these from over there?
These are fancy underwear
I'm glad you got me a spare
Let me get up out of this chair
Put my draws on in my lair
Everybody's starting to stare
Women scream like I'm a bear
I look oh so good, I swear
'Cause I'm built just like a pear
Throw my claws up in the air and hope these draws don't catch a tear

[Chorus: YourBoySponge]
Every single day and every single night-y
Everybody say that my pants look mighty
'Cause my underwear small, it hugs me tightly
But I love my draws, they bring me delight-y
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
Gucci tighty-whities, Gucci tighty-whities (Gucci, Gucci)
[Outro: YourBoySponge, Mr. Krabs & Squidward Tentacles]
You know, SpongeBob?
Next time you go to France, I need, like, five pair
Okay, I got you, Mr. Krabs
This is stupid
You idiots know that Gucci isn't a French company, right?
It's Italian, and you could've gotten Gucci from anywhere in the mall!
You didn't even have to leave Bikini Bottom!
Shut up Squidward, get back to work