Time Is Fake!

[Verse]
Never thought that I would have
A degree, a job, or a car
How was tiny teenage me
Supposed to know I’d get this far?
You tell me I should plan ahead
But I would rather go to bed
I can’t pretend I know what’s in store
For me now

[Chorus]
There’s no guarantee (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
I’ll live past 23 (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
There’s no guarantee (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
I’ll live past 24 (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
I’d have to see to believe
I’ve counted bad eggs before
(Babada ba-ba bada)
(Babada ba-ba bada ba)

[Chorus]
There’s no guarantee (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
I’ll live past 29 (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
There’s no guarantee (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
I’ll live past 31 (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
I want to pack my bags
Quit while I’m ahead and run
(Babada ba-ba bada)
(Babada ba-ba bada)

[Outro]
There’s no guarantee (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
There’s no guarantee (Time is fake!)
There’s no guarantee (Babada ba-ba bada ba)
There’s no guarantee (Time! Is! Fake!)