We're All To Blame
We demand some answers, who is responsible
Someone needs to go
It was all my fault, I'm the one
To blame it was my idea
And now I'm filled with shame
As you all well know, I lost control
So I'm the one to blame
Ahem when you say it's all your fault
That's not correct after all
I was the architect
Eh, well, I was the major, and I voted, yes
So we share the blame
So it was the three of you yes
And Kjersti too
Oh yes definetly me, I screwed up royally
So that's a total of four
Uhh, I'm afraid it's two
More the project leader, and me
Yes it was all my fault, and mine
And mine, and me, me to, and me, and him
And you
Who is responsible, I need a single name
We can't, we're all to blame
We were the ones who decided to
Anchor the tower in styrofoam
We were the engineers who made sure
The process were very slow
I was the right coordinator
Who totally lost control
And we the people of Hamar didn't
Support you guys at all
But are you sorry yes we are
Apologize of course we do
Will you fire anyone
If I could, I would, but who?
We're all just tiny pieces
In this catastrophic stew
We're all to blame, we're all to blame
Yes we are all to blame, and
You can fire us all
There wouldn't be a single person
Left in city hall
People of Hamar
Do you want to spend a couple of millions
Maybe more, who knows to finish the tower?
Yes
We'll get a giant diving board
Who cares what Hamar can afford
We'll get the most expensive
Tower on the planet
It will be oversized, and
Analyzed, and overpriced
But customized for Hamar
(in the tower, diving board)
Will be magical, fantastical
Affordable for Hamar town