Unpleasant Umbridge

Unpleasant Umbridge
She left her bed a smidge too late
Unpleasant Umbridge
She struggled up due to her weight

Unpleasant Umbridge
She's still coming down
Unpleasant Umbridge
Unbridled in her rage

And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
Your toll

Unpleasant Umbridge
A name more feared than death
Unpleasant Umbridge
She stank of cigarettes

Unpleasant Umbridge
Lives deep in the underground
Unpleasant Umbridge
Eats away at you all day

And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
And when she's here she makes you pay
Your toll

Don't let her quirkiness catch you off guard
You may just find yourself in a cocoon of her lard
Your naivety may cause you to lust
But Unpleasant Umbridge must be dealt through disgust

Unpleasant Umbridge
She grins at you with no teeth
Unpleasant Umbridge
She lives in abject poverty

Unpleasant Umbridge
A tale as old as time
Unpleasant Umbridge
Unease at every moment

Unpleasant Umbridge
She soon met her sour demise
Unpleasant Umbridge
After a dirty dance with fate

Unpleasant Umbridge
One shot between the eyes
Unpleasant Umbridge
Felled the foul beast in disguise

And now we're here we made her pay
And now we're here we made her pay
And now we're here we made her pay
And now we're here we made her pay
Her toll