Dr. Jack
William John Jr Wisely
Well I'm Dr. Jack in a tin-foil suit
Bring on the spectators
Wax me up and it fits like skin
Warm the incubators
Well I'm Dr. Jack on the precipice
Bring on my investors
Bring to me their riches
Taste the fruits of my endeavors
Cells collide and then divide
One of me now two of I
Well I'm Dr. Jack and the crowd cheers on
Hail to God and science
Oh my sweet girl Friday
Said she must leave my employ
Well I'm Dr. Jack in a custom can
Bring on my detractors
I'll eat them all for their vitamins
Belch the voice of traitors
Cells collide and multiply
Two of me times lambda pi
Well I'm Dr. Jack in the millennium
And I have seen the view
And science is for the few
