Who Drank My Beer?

Who drank all of my Stag?
Who wrecked my old Chevrolet?
Blew up the airbag and drove into a ditch
When I find him I'll kill me that son of a bitch

Who wrote this old country song?
It sounds so familiar; I've heard it before
It likely came in on my radio dial
On my way back down from Southern Ohio

But I reckon I know who it was
The same man who hurt the one that I love
The same man who drank all of my beer
I saw him reflected in my rearview mirror

Now I am home safe and sound
Who has more angels than one man can count?
Who's up to admit that he ain't no saint?
I saw him this morning while I was brushing my teeth