Sniffer’s Row

[Verse 1]
Well, my woman done left me
Took everything but the piggy bank
So I busted it open and I folded up all the ones
Then I drove my old Chevy
Down to that place off the interstate
Where the dirty old men pretend that they’re havin’ fun

[Chorus]
So I’m sittin’ down here on sniffer’s row
Catchin’ me a whiff of that camel toe
See some B’s and D’s and a couple c-section scars
There’s a DJ playin’ bad rock ‘n’ roll
Pussy juice drippin’ down the stripper’s pole
Lifе is lonely when you’re sittin’ on sniffеr’s row

[Verse 2]
I’m glad I got my old seat back
Maybe I’ll even hit the buffet line
They got a a few new girls but the bouncer still knows my name
Man, it’s really good to be back
Even with this broken heart of mine
I gotta sit this close ‘cause my baby’s so far away

[Chorus]
So I’m sittin’ down here on sniffer’s row
Catchin’ me a whiff of that camel toe
See some B’s and D’s and a couple c-section scars
There’s a DJ playin bad rock ‘n’ roll
Pussy juice drippin’ down the stripper’s pole
Life is lonely when you’re sittin’ on sniffer’s row

[Brigde]
Sniffer’s row
Sniffer’s row
Where you can see a tampon string hangin’ out a coochie hole
Sniffer’s row
Sniffer’s row
What’s the point of goin’ if you can’t feel the queef wind blow?

[Outro]
If you wanna find me I’ll be sittin’ on sniffer’s row