The Critics

[Verse 1]
This band played at Disc Gerald's[?]
About 500 people were at the show
The rock show was awesome like CheXpress
Their rock ’n roll was an extravaganza

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[Verse 2]
The band played it on the scene
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion
The jam session was whupping a pony's ass with a belt

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[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The jam session was the best
Keep on whupping it up!

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[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
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