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[Verse 1]
This band played at FreeFest
About 2,000 people watched the show
The rock 'n roll was awesome like CheXpress
The jam session was wuppin' a horse's ass with a belt

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[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion
The rock 'n roll jam session was terrific

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[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The rock show was wuppin' it up
It was wuppin' a motherfucker's ass from a belt

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[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Pontiac, we are driving excitement