Lotion
[Verse 1]
This band played at the Empty Bottle
About 280 people were at the show
The rock show was whooping it up
The rock show was burning a monkey's ass up
[Chorus]
Lotion
Lotion
Lotion
Lotion
[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion
The rock show was whooping a horse's ass
[Chorus]
Lotion
Lotion
Lotion
Lotion
[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the rock band
The lead singer of Lotion wasn't nice at all
He was a stupid jerk
But otherwise, the show was terrific
[Chorus]
Lotion
Lotion
Lotion
Lotion
[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
The Exclusive Company, say it with me