John Zooropa

[Verse 1]
This man hit me upside the head with a billy club
He stole $300 out of my pocket
And jumped into a stolen ride and took off in hot pursuit
When the state trooper pulled him over, he found a gun in his pocket
He was arrested and taken to jail

[Chorus]
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John Zooropa

[Verse 2]
John Zooropa went to court
He was arraigned
He then went on trial
The evidence stated that John Zooropa robbed me
Of $300

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John Zooropa

[Verse 3]
The trial lasted five weeks
The verdict was in:
A jury found John Zooropa not guilty of robbery
He was free from jail

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John Zooropa

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on, Chicago
Ford: quality is job one