Jason & The Scorchers

[Intro]
*Phone ring*
Hello, who's this?
It's your insurance broker
Don't call this location again, motherfucker!

[Verse 1]
This band played at the Double Door
About 500 people were at the show
The jam session was awesome
It whupped the horse's ass

[Chorus]
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers

[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a rhino
The rock show whupped the horse's ass

[Chorus]
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers

[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The rock show was awesome
It whupped the mule's ass with a belt

[Chorus]
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers
Jason & the Scorchers

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
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