Hum Can Rock Hum Can Roll

[Verse 1]
This band played at the Empty Bottle
About 300 people were at the rock show
The jam session was awesome
It whupped the goat's ass

[Chorus]
Hum can rock
Hum can roll
Hum can rock
Hum can roll

[Verse 2]
The band played it on the set
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion
The powerful jam session whupped the pony's ass

[Chorus]
Hum can rock
Hum can roll
Hum can rock
Hum can roll

[Verse 3]
The show was over
A lot of people met the rock band
The jam session was awesome
It was a whupping on a horse's ass

[Chorus]
Hum can rock
Hum can roll
Hum can rock
Hum can roll

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Diet Coke, this is refreshment