Demented Ted

[Verse 1]
This band played at the Thirsty Whale
About 1000 people watched the dry[?] rock show
The rock show was awesome
The jam session was whupping a horse's ass from a belt

[Chorus]
Demented Ted
Demented Ted
Demented Ted
Demented Ted

[Verse 2]
The band played it on
The band got down like a Magikist
The crowd roared like a lion
The jam session was whupping a camel's ass

[Chorus]
Demented Ted
Demented Ted
Demented Ted
Demented Ted

[Verse 3]
The show was over at last
A lot of people met the band
The dry spell of rock was whupping it up
The jam session was the best
Ron Janis can really sing his ass off to the max

[Chorus]
Demented Ted
Demented Ted
Demented Ted
Demented Ted

[Outro]
Rock over London, rock on Chicago
Buick, it's the new symbol of quality in America