This Guy’s Got a Bone Disease

[Chorus]
This guy's got a bone disease
I've never seen nothing like it
This guy's got a bone disease
I've never seen nothing like it

[Verse 1]
I ain't no doctor
I never read the Apostles' Creed
But that won't stop me
From helping a man in need

[Chorus]
This guy's got a bone disease
I've never seen nothing like it
This guy's got a bone disease
I've never seen nothing like it

[Verse 2]
In my own opinion
It's something I'm entitled to
And whether or not you wanted
I'm giving it to you

[Bridge]
I think he had a seizure
This kid has had seizures
I think he had a seizure
This kid has had seizures
I think he had a seizure
This kid has had seizures
I think he had a seizure
This kid has had seizures

[Chorus]
This guy's got a bone disease
I've never seen nothing like it
This guy's got a bone disease
I've never seen nothing like it
This guy's got a bone disease
I've never seen nothing like it

[Instrumental Outro]