Porn Star Rag
"It was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head"
Opened up the papers and that's just what it said
She was a porn star, drove a cool car
All her teachers seemed she would go far
But a trip to Hollywood's got her dead
"It was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head"
Heard it on the news and that's what the anchorwoman said
She had a lot of style
Always wore a smile
Never did a film while juvenile
But her poor career choice got her dead
I think it must be
From poor self-esteem
The body was never meant to be
Treated like a piece of meat
So take some advice from me
"It was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head"
Opened up the papers and that's just what it said
She was a porn star, drove a cool car
All her teachers seemed she would go far
But a trip to Hollywood's got her dead
"It was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head"
Heard it on the news and that's what the anchorwoman said
She had a lot of style
Always wore a smile
Never did a film while juvenile
But her poor career choice got her dead
Why not be a dentist
Or a dental-hygienist
Or work in a laundromat
A clerk in a store must be worth more
Then earning a buck on your back
"It was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head"
Opened up the papers and that's just what it said
She was a porn star, drove a cool car
All her teachers seemed she would go far
But a trip to Hollywood's got her dead
"It was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head"
Heard it on the news and that's what the anchorwoman said
She had a lot of style
Always wore a smile
Never did a film while juvenile
But her poor career choice got her dead
"But the money's real good, and my boyfriend thinks I should!"
I've heard every lame reason why
Yes the money will come, while your identity goes
Tell your boyfriend to "*expletive* off and die"
"It was a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head"
Opened up the papers and that's just what it said
She was a porn star, drove a cool car
All her teachers seemed she would go far
But a trip to Hollywood's got her dead
That fateful trip from the boy in Iowa got her dead!
