Lawyers, Guns & Money (NIC)

[Intro]
I'd like to sing a song I wrote. "Excitable Boy" got a little jam a few months ago and the telegram went like this

[Verse 1]
I went home with the waitress
The way I always do
How was I to know
She was with the Russians too?

[Verse 2]
I was gambling in Havana, Cuba, hey!
I took a little risk
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Daddy, get me out of this
Ha!
Hey

[Verse 3]
I'm the innocent bystander
And somehow I got stuck
Between the rock and the hard place
And I'm down on my luck
I'm down on my luck
Well, I'm down on my luck

[Verse 4]
And I'm hiding in Honduras
I'm a desperate man
Send lawyers, guns, and money
The shit has hit the fan
Ha!
Hey

[Chorus]
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Yeah
Send lawyers, guns, and money
Ah
Send lawyers, guns, and Waddy
Hey
Ah yeah
Hey

[Instrumental Break]

[Outro]
Thank you