Fatso

When push comes shovin'
And hands come marchin'
It's time to roll up both your sleeves
No time for puddin'
Don't pay the bill, man
Just tip 'er twice before you leave

Let them march the meatheads
Drive the big machines
I'll take the favored one-night stands
To sweeten up my dreams
Two-week vacations
No place to go
The sun is on my back, so
Fuck 'em all, let's go

I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana
I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right
Bills to the left, money to the right
Girls to the left, baggage to the right
Smart phone Sally's stupid
Textin' outta control
Fatso's got Viagra and Peruvian gold
No time to waste, eight hours to go
Until I'm at my death, so

Let the good times roll
It's a good-girl, bad-boy, upside-down world
It's a bad-girl, upside-down-world-dad girl
It's a good-girl, bad-boy, upside-down world
I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana
I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right
I've been geekin' all my life, gimmick banana
I've been wastin' all my time, gonna make it right

Money to the left, cops to the right
Girls to the left, a little magic on the right
Girls to the left, daddies to the right
Levies on the left, cookies on the right