Online Boys

[Verse 1]
Now you got me in a fucked up headspace
You're off doing God knows what up in cyberspace
5 a.m. and I'm in bed but I'm awake
Mind racing while I'm thinkin' 'bout nothin' but the way
You're probably off doing things and having fun
I probably don't cross your mind even once
I know I'm such a very small, small thing
In your life's grand scheme, what the fuck was I expecting?
You've probably got a lot of suitors lined up
With a whole lot to offer, you like physical love
I'm so pathetic, I don't get out much
My friends say it isn't healthy, I don't give a fuck

[Pre-Chorus]
I'm so afraid of fucking this up
I feel so close but we've never hugged
But I know the next time that we chat
There's something that I really gotta ask

[Chorus]
Do you even like online boys?
Or do you have enough in real life joy?
Do I even have a chance with you?
Is it something you'd consider? Is it something you'd do?
I don't wanna get my heart broken
But I'm afraid to bring it up 'cause I'm afraid of looking
Stupid and crazy and losing you, baby
But I need some answers, a yes, no or maybe
I'm always falling for these online boys
'Cause the ones in real life are nothing but fuck boys
I must have a high tolerance for sexual frustration
'Cause my heart's the only thing that seems to get destroyed
I'm always falling for these online boys
But I swear that this is different so I won't be coy
This subject I would normally avoid
But you're way too special so I won't be coy

[Post-Chorus]
Do you even like online boys?
Could you ever love an online boy?
Would you ever fuck an online boy?
Would you buy a plane ticket, fly away to meet an online boy?

[Outro]
Could you ever love an online boy?
Could you ever love an online boy?