I'm Not A Loser

[The Descendents cover song]

think that i'm a loser cause my pants are
really too low think that i'm a slob cause i
got holes in my shoes think my cock is like i
like my dirty shirt well you can fuck off cause
i'm working sixty a week you think that life is
really tough when your pappy won't buy you a
brand new car take a girl out she won't fuck you
after you just brought her a gram of coke you
spent all your money on shitty coke i'm not a
loser! that's right, i'm not a loser! cruise down
the boulevard wasting mommy's gas while you're
looking for kicks on friday night you're only goal in
life is to smoke a joint and decide how you're gonna
get laid tonight you are a fucking son-of-a-bitch you
arrogant asshole your pants are too tight you fucking
homo you suck, mr. buttfuck you don't belong here
go away you fucking gay i'm not a loser!