It's Normal For a Man

When i was a young man
Who traveled 'round the world.
And i've been with every kind of girl
I think i slept with half the population of japan.
It's nothing strange; it's normal for a man.
Back then our president,
He really raised the bar for
Getting stuck, caught in the cookie jar.
He gave a new meaning to having an intern on your staff.
It's nothing strange; it's normal for a man.

Then he went on tv, and lied through his teeth.
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.
What i wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand.
Just grow a pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man.

When you are a tiger
And have a gorgeous wife.
Sometimes you just get tired of your life.
If you eat filet mignon each day eventually you'll want spam.
It's nothing strange; it's normal for a man.

Take that motorcycle man
Who wed a movie star.
While she made films, he trolled around in bars.
He bed a stripper with a nazi tattoo on her ass.
It's nothing strange; it's normal for a man.

Then he went on tv, and lied through his teeth.
Rattled off excuses for what made him cheat.
What i wouldn't give to see somebody take a stand.
Just grow a pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man.

We men we have our predilection
We'll cheat if given half a chance.
There ain't such thing as sex-addiction.
We're just horny bastards
And we can't keep it in our pants.

It's perfectly normal, perfectly natural.

Now i'm old and wiser
And have a lovely wife.
And i'll be true to her for all my life.
I ain't sayin' that i'm special or that i'm a superman.
I guess i'm just too old and tired
To do what's normal for a man.

But i did i wouldn't go lyin' through my teeth.
And rattle off excuses for what made me cheat.
I'd be the one to finally come along and take a stand.
I'd show my pair and fess up and say:
It's normal for a man!

And you would leave and i'd be lonely.
I'd hit the bar and wreck my health,
I'd cry and say i ruined everything.
Don't be sad for me, it's nothing strange.
It's normal for a man.