3 Years Sober

I was a dumbass, drinking in a Volkswagen
I was a hero looking for the heroine
I was lost, I was gone
I was an alcoholic loser gunnin' for the end
And I know I played myself like an accordion
I wasn't lost, no, I was gone

Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore

Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na

Yeah, I know I got a lot of potential
But that ain't gonna make me successful
And I know I got a lot of ambition
But that just led to addiction
And I want to be a musician, or a doctor, or a lawyer, or magician
Maybe even a fucking politician
So I could blame it all on religion!
(Oh my God!)

Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore

I got fired from my job, but I need a vacation
Just another good excuse for inebriation
That's how I fuck myself and call it masturbation
Yea, I fuck myself and call it masturbation, ha-ha
I used to eat pills, but now I just eat kale
I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover
Yeah, I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!

Three years sober and I'm still hungover!
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!
Still hungover!
Still hungover!
Three years sober and I'm still hungover!

Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore
Hey, you don't know me anymore

Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na
Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na