Babyproof
Jet jet black extensions,
Donore, she's ghetto can I trust her?
Just met her,
Don don don don don don don don, she calls me,
I'm piping, She's frosty,
I like it...
Huh Huh
Champagne's en route, Moet and fruit a-ha
Just got the news, no baby's due, nah nah,
No peek-a-boo, no pink or blue, so,
Up all night til me head's all fried, get drunk get high get fried, get get get...
I'm wrapping it up I'm wrapping it,
They can never pay me enough,
To settle it down and get these ladies up the Damien Duff,
They wanna catch Eskimo,
They want him to blow his muck
I'm sliding it in then sliding it out,
Jump in the whip head north and south,
I know what she's all about
She hop on the mickey because of the clout
And what's in the account,
But now she's texting telling me she's expecting,
My pull-out game is second to none, it couldn't be me who got you pregnant!
The vest is bulletproof,
Not ladyproof,
But if she's with me best believe she's gon' be babyproof,
You wanna be stuck with me?
Well you don't get stuck for free,
You can't be stuck for cash again and that's the fuckin' fee!
The vest is bulletproof,
Not ladyproof,
But if she's with me best believe she's gon' be babyproof
You wanna be stuck with me?
Well you don't get stuck for free,
You can't be stuck for cash again and that's the fuckin' fee!
Walk in I'm with protection,
If I never did then I would be dead long,
Tell me where's your head gone?
You've a fuckin neck son,
Think we're fuckin' then you're fuckin dead wrong
Walk in I'm with protection,
If I never did then I would be dead long,
Tell me where's your head gone?
You've a fuckin neck son,
Think we're fuckin' then you're fuckin dead wrong
The vest is bulletproof,
Not ladyproof,
But if she's with me best believe she's gon' be babyproof,
You wanna be stuck with me?
Well you don't get stuck for free,
You can't be stuck for cash again and that's the fuckin' fee!
The vest is bulletproof,
Not ladyproof,
But if she's with me best believe she's gon' be babyproof
You wanna be stuck with me?
Well you don't get stuck for free,
You can't be stuck for cash again and that's the fuckin' fee!
Offica is that you?
Yeah what's up?
Well, I have a bit of news for ya,
I'm eight weeks pregnant and you're the only one I've had it in with.
Woah woah, slow down Niamh, slow down, what's going on man?
She want a Label,
But she don't bring nothing to the table
Telling lies that she has my baby just cause she wanna be my lady,
She a bad B she a diva sweet one señorita mamacita,
She's a bleedin' thick but her body's thick,
She's a tricky one, I'm in a sticky one cause of my fuckin' mick,
Started off with a cheeky Nando's
Back to mine for a cheeky tango
She says she got news,
She said a new baby is due and he's gonna wear blue,
If that's my kid man I need some proof,
There's no way that could be true,
Vest on me baby I'm bulletproof,
If I had one, it wouldn't be with you
Look at the face, look at the nose, look at the eyes
I'm black and the baby's white must be having a laugh or smoking a spliff, that kid ain't mine
Must be Casper's she started to laugh, she started to cry
Like MJ she said I am the one,
But I'm not the father and he ain't my son, yo!
