Da Ha Da Ha (feat. Cowboy Troy)

So you think your hot with your rap,|I'll tell you I started the crap|When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets, I was at the Ponderosa rappin the beat.|Da-ha-da-ha-da-ha ha ha ha ha|Sure I wrestled some cattle and sheep|but my main concern was rappin to the beat.|I don't bother nobody I'm a real nice guy.|Kinda laid back like a dead fly||I'm talking here and now, later for the cattle and rustlin the cow.|If I had a chance to do a repeat, you could bet your sweet bibby,|I'd be rappin to the bet||Que pasa amigo, not a pasa I see|200 punks now what you gonna do I got 2 six-shooters to see me through|that's 12 dead and 188 pall-bearers.||What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either|Now mill ray and Jay-z you haven't heard of rap till you heard it from me.|I'm the baddest rapper in history and there'll be no more after me||Meanwhile out at the ranch, Palm Beach that is. Swimming pools and Movie stars.|Well the 1st thing you know is Barrack the President,|The kin folk said barrack move away from there,|the White House is where your gonna be.|So he loaded up the caddy and he drove to D.C.|Washington that is, politicians takin a sip, foriegn dignitaries takin|a trip, high tax and plenty cadillacs.||Now you see me in my movies doing my thing,|but deep inside I wanted to sing|Waaaaaaay down the Swannie River, far, far, away|Titt-Willow Titt-Willow Titt-Willow|I don't dig your style, but I'll tell you pilgrim I'm versatile.|Sarah Palin, Sarah Palin, 1x|I want to rock you Sarah Palin 3x|That's all I want to do Sarah Paaalin|2x||Yeah I'm feelin the room now pilgrim, party over here,|party over there, there's nothing to it the way we do it.|Whoa-Whoa|East coast, West coast, Texas|Everytime I put on pants I tell you pilgrim I wanna dance|I put a quarter in the juke, then I commence to doing the Duke.|2x||It's pretty easy as you can see, just move your arms kinda freely do a pause take a step|and just make sure the beat is kept|2x