Rap Up 2022
Happy holidays
Let me come here and talk to you
I gotta stop sayin' I'm not doin' this shit no more knowin' I'm cappin'
(Great John on the beat by the way)
I'm officially part of the holidays like Mariah now, nigga (wow)
Let's go
Y'all couldn't wait for this shit to drop, it's part of hip-hop
Will Smith really went and smacked the shit out of Chris Rock (he did)
He laughed at the joke at first until he saw his wife's demeanor
Chris Rock ain't know Jada was bald 'cause of alopecia (he didn't)
That's somethin' a majority of people knew nothin' about
But I bet you he won't put her name back in his fuckin' mouth (he won't)
Live at the Oscars, you can't make up this story
Her boo August Alsina got beat up by Tory
Jada probably called him to see if he okay
I wonder how she felt when she found out that he was gay
That's who you cheated on Will for, let me fuckin' stop
August gon' fuck around and catch the monkeypox
I'm just sayin' y'all do know how it be gettin' spreadin'
I disrespect niggas every year and I don't regret it (I don't)
Let's talk about Kanye bein' anti-Semitic
The Adidas deal that made him a billionaire got deaded (aw)
Now he only worth about four-five hundred Ms
He lost his mind when Pete Davidson started fuckin' Kim (crazy)
He be dressin' dusty now, he don't even look rich
He been lookin' stressed since that white boy took his bitch
You already know Jay-Z been knowin' that he violated George Floyd
Black people ain't supportin' him (we ain't)
He was on Drink Champs soundin' like a fuckin' clown
N.O.R.E. and them had to go and take the interview down
He defended the cop that had George Floyd on the ground
He say dumb shit whenever there's a camera around
And it's like he say that shit without no hesitation
His friends need to make sure he takin' his medication (help him)
Maybe he ain't crazy and that's really how he feel
Lately he keep takin' shots at Diddy and Meek Mill
No more Yeezys, no more Balenciaga deal
Banned from Instagram, damn that nigga gotta chill
Fuck donkey of the day, he donkey of the year, bro
Even Pusha T had to cut ties with that weirdo
He did it to himself, I really don't understand that nigga
What the fuck would make him go and say he a fan of Hitler? (Huh?)
He confused, Kanye wanna be a cracker
That nigga made t-shirts sayin' white lives matter
Enough about Kanye and all the stupid shit he did
Tiffany Haddish did some weird shit with some little kids
Balenciaga did some weird shit with some little kids (aw)
R Kelly put an album out admittin' what he did (aw)
Nobody care, he got thirty years when he went to trial (nope)
We ain't tryin' to be out here screamin' free a pedophile (nope)
Let's talk about Freddie Gibbs, like really what's up with him? (Uh-huh)
Niggas robbed him in Buffalo and he got beat up again (uh-huh)
He be out here lookin' like a cold-blooded sucker (damn)
I know Ashanti regrettin' lettin' Irv Gotti fuck her (haha)
Every interview he do he got her name in his mouth
Either he's obsessed with her or he's just chasin' clout (come on)
Shit corny, even Fat Joe had to call him out
You mad she fuckin' Nelly nigga that's what it's all about (haha)
Stacy Dash dumb ass on Instagram cryin'
Like she just found out about DMX dyin' (shut up)
Keyshia Cole thought Antonio Brown was her man
Ab treated her like she a one night stand (crazy)
You thought he was feelin' you Keyshia, naw he was drunk (he wasn't)
He fucked you a couple times and stopped pickin' up (damn)
Scotty Pippen stressed out hearin' all the rumors
About his ex-wife fuckin' with Michael Jordan Jr.
Future already had his thumb all in that ho butt
Michael B. Jordan and Lauri Harvey broke up
Diddy had a daughter, congratulations my brother
Young Miami trendin' 'cause she not the baby mother
Akademiks called her one of Diddy's side joints (uh-huh)
Right now them City Girls is down a thousand points (they down)
Saweetie fucked Lil Baby, I knew she was a freak
Her album flopped, it only did two-thousand the first week (that's it?)
She put a record out dissin' Quavo, bad timin'
Honestly she sound better on mute when she rhymin' (she do)
GloRilla said some shit and I couldn't believe it
She like niggas nuttin' on her food before she eat it (that's nasty)
I said I wasn't gonna do it, y'all know that wasn't true
This my favorite time of year, y'all know how I do
I disrespect niggas respectfully
They did it to they selves so fuck if they get upset with me
Y'all know what happened, y'all heard what happened but y'all don't care
Y'all still want me to talk about this shit every year
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
Here we go
Yeah, new year, new money, nigga, it's the Rap Up
Everybody get it, nigga
We don't give a fuck about no fuckin' industry niggas or bitches
We back
It's the Rap Up
Yeah
We the niggas that don't care about the red carpet
Thanks 50
Murda let's go
Young Thug and Gunna got hit with the RICO
They usin' rap lyrics against them and that shit is illegal (damn)
They let Gunna go, we tryin' to figure out that happened (he snitchin')
He took a plea deal, Lil Boosie say that nigga rattin' (aw)
Gunna pushin' pleas, Young Thug still stuck in jail
Niggas sayin' Gunna new name is I'm Gonna Tell
Until we all know the facts we shouldn't speak on that
If Thug ain't tell him to take that deal, then he a rat (yup)
He was on Crime Stoppers before lookin' bad
He the new 6ix9ine on the 'Gram, shit is sad
We saw that video of him in court, he a yes man
"Is YSL a gang?" That nigga said, "Yes ma'am"
Yes ma'am I know about crimes that they committed
That was Jeffery's stuff in that car when y'all caught me in it
You can plead the fifth on certain shit but that don't matter
You got Charleston White callin' you his new favorite rapper
You ain't have to take that deal, my nigga, free the slime
You ain't do shit, you wasn't facin' no real time (you ain't do nothin')
Tory Lanez and Megan trial was like a soap opera
Still don't know if Tory Lanez or that girl Kelsey shot her (confused)
But we know Megan lied about fuckin' Tory
And she get drunk like she on Drink Champs with N.O.R.E.
And we know her and DaBaby was intimate
It's embarrassin' for her man hearin' about who was hittin' it
Imagine when he fuckin' now, what he be thinkin' about
On top of that, she got kicked out of Kylie Jenner house
Tory could have fucked Kylie if Megan wasn't hatin'
Wonder how Travis Scott feel about that situation
Tory got found guilty, they did him foul
Too many inconsistencies, should have been a mistrial
As far as DNA bein' on that gun his was not
A witness said they saw a female take the first shot (what?)
They was all drunk and high, shit just went too far
Megan should have never made Tory get in that car (facts)
Now we gotta try to unpack a whole lot of shit
Kelsey could have shot her just like Remy shot a bitch
I'm just sayin' y'all actin' like that shit is impossible
I ain't pickin' sides, I'm just tryin' to be logical (I'm not)
Tory Lanez father blamin' Jay-Z and Roc Nation
Jay-Z ain't tell your son to go and shoot Megan (he didn't)
He an independent artist, he make his own decision
He might get deported after he do his time in prison (aw)
He can win the appeal but he need a lot of help
If him and Kelsey ain't do it then that bitch shot herself (haha)
Think about it, any three of them might could be the shooter
Don't take what I say personal it's just my sense of humor
Why Tory call that girl from a phone in prison? (Why?)
Knowin' they record them calls and was gon' listen
He supposed to know better, people was uncertain
Now it's lookin' like they convicted the right person
Man, niggas ran up in the church like it's a stickup
It was only eight people in there when the robbed the bishop
When I heard about it real talk I bust out laughin' (haha)
God don't like ugly that's why he let that shit happen (uh-huh)
He was out here scammin' people in the name of God (amen)
Feds came and locked up him I know he was a fraud
He be dressin' like a rapper that shit ain't even funny
He be buyin' Louis and Gucci with them people money (crazy)
Ma$e said Diddy robbed him, I believe that shit
That's what happens when you sign a contract and don't read that shit
Now Ma$e sayin' he the knew Diddy 2.0
Same deal Puff gave him he gave Fivio (foul)
They was on Gillie and Wallo show goin' at it
Before you sign a contract, let your lawyer look at it (just sayin')
That's a million dollar worth of game that I just gave you
Even Meek Mill's gettin' jerked by his record label
T.I. tryin' to become a comedian
Whoever told him he was funny was fuckin' misleadin' him (they was)
He couldn't deal with the audience bein' rude
It was funny seein' him get mad when he gettin' booed (haha)
And he snitched on his dead cousin, I'm not lyin' (huh?)
He said his cousin told him to do it 'cause he was dyin' (what?)
That's some real shit, I get it, he knew you needed help
But I feel like it's certain shit you should keep to yourself
And I don't know who was holdin' who down when they was shootin'
But how the fuck niggas let Takeoff get killed in Houston?
They went from arguin' to fightin' to shots fired
I don't want to say no names, not tryin' to get no one indicted (nah)
Akademiks and the internet spread a foul rumor
But they already caught the nigga that 'posed to be the shooter
We keep losin' good niggas, niggas should be ashamed
He was one of the coolest niggas in the whole rap game (he was)
Life too short, you never know when the endin' is
Hope Offset and Quavo settle they differences
PnB Rock died durin' a robbery in front of his baby moms
That shit right there bothered me
Could have just robbed him, wasn't no need for killin'
Man, that shit sad, imagine how his kids is feelin'
And y'all owe his baby moms an apology
Niggas saw him pullin' up that's what led to the robbery
Rappers start blamin' her for postin' up pictures
But that shit happen, learn to mine your fuckin' business (shut up)
Another good brother gone niggas should be ashamed
It ain't worth killin' niggas over no watch and chain (it ain't)
They caught the kid who did it, that nigga never comin' home
They locked his father up too he ain't do that shit alone
If bad parentin' was person it's that nigga
He was the getaway driver that shit wack, nigga (corny)
Bein' a rapper gettin' hard this shit ain't easy
We really out here becomin' the new endangered species
I said I wasn't gon' do it, y'all know that wasn't true
This my favorite time of year, y'all know how I do (y'all know)
I disrespect niggas respectfully
They did it to themselves so fuck if they get upset with me (everybody get it, nigga)
Y'all know what happened, y'all heard what happened but y'all don't care
Y'all still want me to talk about this shit every year
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
We the niggas that don't care about the red carpet
(Great John on the beat by the way)
I was on tour for four months we was overseas (Greenlight Gang)
Did fifty-five shows in forty-five countries (woah)
Every venue sold out, fans lined up waitin'
50 really did that shit with no help from Live Nation (thanks 50)
I was playin' Uno on private jets, eatin' healthy
Niggas ain't believe in me, 50 did, now I'm wealthy
I was on FaceTime showin' shit to my daughter (Naya)
Me and Yayo in Dubai drivin' cars on water (yoom)
Master P broke can't afford to put his kids through college (damn)
I thought he was rich, that nigga always be kickin' knowledge (ha)
Romeo exposed him, that nigga really hate him
He said you stole all his money, nigga, you never paid him (what?)
Why he do that to Lil Romeo? That's wack
He finally about to get his first check off Rap Snacks (finally)
Never met a nigga in the hood that eat that shit
That shit tastes straight like dirt, y'all can keep that shit (haha)
Britney Griner came home in exchange for a trade
Russia got the best part of that deal, we got played (we did)
I'm happy she home but really tryna understand
How we let a Russia arms dealer go for Juwanna Man?
I know she can rebound, shoot, and got a little dribble
But if we go to war can that bitch block a missile? (Can she?)
I be on some bullshit, I know people can't stand me
Benzino got caught up fuckin' with a tranny (dummy)
NBA Youngboy had Rich The Kid shook
Over a little picture with Lil Durk that he took
Hope he know Bobby Shmurda and Rich The Kid different
Bobby'll really boom you, nigga, watch who you mention
My girl planned a trip with her friends I ain't lett her go (We goin' where?)
After seein' how they did that poor girl out in Mexico (uh-uh)
She was on camera gettin' beat up relentlessly (sad)
With friends like that you don't need no enemies (nah)
Watch niggas even if you play on the same team
You see how Jordan Poole got knocked out by Draymond Green
Ain't no bein' cool after that, nigga, no way
Trade him or trade me or we gon be fightin' everyday
Draymond violated, nigga, know he was wrong
Boston Celtics head coach cheatin' on Nia Long
I don't know what would make him risk it all
Kanye caught Kim K fuckin' Chris Paul (what?)
He deserve it if that shit is true, can't even front
Now he gotta give that bitch two-hundred bands a month (crazy)
Gas prices up 'cause Russia warin' with Ukraine
Abortion is illegal now that's inhumane
Why they tryna control what women do with they body? (Why?)
The government is weird, they be out here movin' ocky (they do)
They ain't got no morals, they can't see that shit ain't right
Queen Elizabeth died, I'm more sad about Betty White (Betty)
Can't believe I'm 'bout to say rest in peace to Kay Slay
The culture took a loss he was more than just a DJ (he was)
Fuck COVID-19, that shit really took a legend
He was the first one to play me on Hot 97 (facts)
Appreciate all the opportunities that he gave me (I do)
Every Thursday night on the radio he'll play me (word)
Niggas is on Instagram frontin' salutin' you
A lot of niggas that you helped ain't pull up to your funeral (uh-uh)
You know Remy said somethin' soon as they let her speak
She started lookin' around and said it's too many empty seats
Every Thursday night niggas had Kay Slay bumpin'
Rest in peace to the Drama King, nigga, was straight stuntin
Had a white boy in Buffalo shootin' up black people
In the supermarket can't believe people is that evil
Buffalo callin' out for help but we don't hear it
All we hear is Benny The Butcher and Conway lyrics (Griselda)
They had a snowstorm the other day forty people died
They ain't even get warnin' tellin' them don't be outside
And they ain't lockin' niggas up no more for smokin' weed
A$AP Rocky lucky Rihanna gave him a seed (he lucky)
Funny watchin' two niggas beef that could hardly fight
Like Soulja Boy gettin' pepper sprayed by Charleston White
Can't forget about the Super Bowl that was legendary
Dr. Dre, Snoop, Em, 50, Kendrick and Mary (salute)
Hip-Hop lit they gon talk about that shit forever
Shout out to Jay-Z, he helped put that shit together
I been in this booth for over ten minutes rappin'
How many kids this nigga Nick Cannon plan on fuckin' havin'? (How many?)
It's like he tryna get a hundred more girls pregnant
And overturnin' Roe vs. Wade ain't helpin' it (it ain't)
You movin' like a munch we know what you about
Drake unfollowed Ice Spice after he flew her out
And I'm on Gervonta side, females do too much
He ain't do shit, she put shit on his toothbrush (violated)
And I ain't about to start stop wearin' Nike
'Cause they decided to stop doin' business with Kyrie
But when he get his new sneaker deal I'ma go support it
Buy ten pair for the 'Gram and let my man record it (let's go)
Bill Cosby goin' back on tour he play too much
Lebron James think Jerry Jones is a racist fuck (me too)
Steven A. Smith tried to defend him on his show
Sayin' that the picture was from sixty-five years ago (nah)
When they asked Jeffrey about it he was real nonchalant
Like I don't really give a fuck y'all can think what y'all want (see)
He really is racist, that nigga's a hot mess
He was at that protest tryna stop progress (uh-huh)
JD said he created 106 & Park
Bow Wow said that's cap regardin' those remarks
Even Steven Hill responded sayin' that was cap
Caresha won the BET award, Diddy paid for that (we know)
Niggas mad at Deion Sanders for leavin' Jackson State
He ain't doin' nothin' wrong, go let that man be great (word)
If he ain't leave, niggas would've called him a fool
Sayin' he already did what he could do for that school
Blueface had got locked up for attempted murder (damn)
Him and Chrisean the new Ike and Tina Turner (hahahaha)
Ray J was on Verzuz he was soundin' sour
I hit better notes than that when I sing in the shower (boo)
How they catch Brett Favre stealin' from welfare?
Free Sheff G and Sleepy Hallow they be home next year (free the gang)
A$AP Rocky shot a nigga that was his man
Well, allegedly, he caught him stealin' and shot him in his hand
You could start fadin' this beat I'm almost finished
People really thought this shit was gon' be twenty minutes, haha (hell no)
You know they can't fuck with me when it come to this shit (they can't)
I ain't gon lie no more sayin' I'm done with this shit (I'm not)
Them DMs I be gettin' won't let me retire
I'm part of the holidays now just like Mariah
Angela Yee and The Breakfast Club ain't rockin' no more (they not)
They had a good run, I don't know what they stoppin' it for (why?)
Elon Musk fuckin' Twitter up, people complainin'
They liked it just the way it was, we ain't nothin' changin' (word)
These white people was really obsessed with Jeffrey Dahmer (they was)
Somebody finally done put a baby in Keke Palmer (word)
Lil Tjay got shot, the shooter had on a hoodie
Kevin Samuels died while bein' up in some pussy (we gon' miss you)
I waited 'til the last minute every year to record this
It's crazy I just found out that we lost Barbara Walters (a legend)
You know they can't fuck with me when it come to this shit
I ain't gon lie no more sayin' I'm done with this shit
I said I wasn't gonna do it, y'all know that wasn't true
This my favorite time of year, y'all know how I do
I disrespect niggas respectfully
They did it to themselves so fuck if they get upset with me (come on)
Y'all know what happened, y'all heard what happened but y'all don't care
Y'all still want me to talk about this shit every year
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (here we go)
