Tomboys Don’t Exist Anymore, They’re Lesbians Now
They took tomboys away from me
And I never got them back
Groomed them into bull-dykes, you see
Now where's the sense in that?
They took tomboys away from me
I never got them back
Groomed them into bull-dykes, you see
Now where's the sense in that?
Now I'm not gonna lie
Because back in Junior High
When the tomboys were the shit
Next to emos and the goth girls
The internet arrives
Our innocent's demise
They put them in a corner
And convinced them that they're bull-dykes
Highschool came
And nothing was the same
The fucking short hairs turned to rainbows
Or they grew their fucking hair out
I can't get laid
A horrid fucking game
My heart is fucking broken
Because the internet has told them
That, they're, lesbians
That they're lesbians
That, they're, lesbians
That they're lesbians
Now, they're, lesbians
Now they're lesbians
Now, they're, lesbians
Now they're lesbians
They took tomboys away from me
And I never got them back
Groomed them into bull-dykes, you see
Now where's the sense in that?
They took tomboys away from me
And I never got them back
Groomed them into bull-dykes, you see
Now where's the sense in that?
Now I'm not gonna lie
Because back in Junior High
When the tomboys were the shit
Next to emos and the goth girls
Highschool came
And nothing was the same
The fucking short hairs turned to rainbows
Or they grew their fucking hair out
I can't get laid
A horrid fucking game
My heart is fucking broken
Because the internet has told them
That, they're, lesbians
That they're lesbians
That, they're, lesbians
That they're lesbians
Now, they're, lesbians
Now they're lesbians
Now, they're, lesbians
Now they're lesbians
