drunk at prom
Black Vodka on me, that's the first time I've had booze
Prom in two hours, 15 though, it's taboo
Fuck taboo, this shit illegal
But I'm feeling fly like an eagle
White prom vest, I'm investing in the process
White problems, late to the pre-prom 'fest
Quite a process but I do get to the spot, yes
Blackberry vodka bottles
There's two and only 8 people on set
But half of them ain't tryna drink so we split by the four
Drink like half a bottle
(have you ever drunk before?)
No
Oh
Shit, we gotta go
Late to the party, feet stepping on the floor
And the brain kinda foggy, knees getting kinda warm
Waves in the body, I'm big-stepping on the shore
Then we get to the door, was there more to the verse?
Shit, I'm drunk (drunk)
Eyes faded
This feeling kinda underrated, woah
Yeah, I'm drunk (sheesh)
Yeah, I'm drunk (oh shit)
Oh,shit, Michael Jordan I'mma
I'mma
I'mma dunk on this party jumping on my friend's back, yeehaw
Then I open up a little like a peacock
You important to me, I go tell him with the weak spot
Try to fake appearances but the adults still shocked (oh my God)
Take the photos (click, click)
It's a disaster
Lips blacker than my black slacks, yeah
Heart beating faster than the nascar
Gotta move it like it's Madagascar
I'm taking selfies with people that I don't know (don't know)
A few strangers fuming like a tractor
My ex's best friend seeming low-low
Kinda feeling, I wanna go attract her
But that's a no-no
My homie back with her, so I don't go
We just say hi, boy I'm laughing too much
And someone touched someone else's abs, I don't remember who
Maybe it was her, maybe me, maybe you
Then the gang all grouping up on in the bathroom
Wait a minute wtf there's two genders here
Wait, am I in the wrong one or the right one or the wrong one or the boys or...)
I step out and I see another homie
He said drink some water and go pee for like an hour straight
He took care of me, he was the only one
Without him I'd have vomited for sure, woah
Then we dancing on the dance floor
Okay now I feel my legs sore
None of that romantic cliché music
Not gon' lie, I was kinda scared about it but excited for
I don't even love anyone, but it's a moment
That you kinda treasure, it was stolen
Modern ass music, no emotions
I go out in the open and get some air
Cuz I'm drunk
Eyes faded
This feeling kinda overrated
Oh, fuck
I'm drunk
Oh shit, Michael Jordan I'mma-- (what did you do?)
uh... (what did you do?)
What the fuck?
A-- aye!
What the fuck did you do? Tell me!
Aye, woah, woah, relax. What did I do?
You kissed her!
Who? Oh fuck, who did I kiss dude?
You know who
Why would you do that?
How do you know?
That's your homie's girlfriend
They-- They broke up, I thought they weren't gonna get--
You shouldn't do that
I thought they weren't gonna get back together, I'm sorry, okay?
I'm so mad at you
I'm so mad at you
What do you have to do with this?
I'm controlling myself to not punch you right now, I'm gonna--
Okay... why?
I'm gonna
You don't even
You see that box? That electric box? I'm gonna punch it...
Uh...
So I don't punch you!
What? Wait, what? Wha-- dude, I-- I think you're better off punching me
I mean, I'd rather you didn't but, I mean...
Ah. Shut up!
Compared to the box, you-- you'll
Hey,
H-- Hi
Hey
Let me talk to him
Okay, okay
So, she told you?
Yes, she told me
How could you?
I'm sorry
Why did you kiss her?
You guys had broken up, she said it was for good and she'd been--
I don't care! We're friends! You shouldn't have kissed her!
(Punch him in the face!)
Uh, wtf...
There's no excuse. I was wrong and I'm sorry
Good. You should be. I won't punch you, by the way. I'm above that
Thank you
Wait, so... You guys broke up?
No
Wait a minute, all this drama for me, what, you forgave her?
Yes, I forgave her
uh, you know-- She kissed me first, you know that, right?
She apologized and said she wouldn't do it again
Oh, okay... well, I hope it works out for you two
And I hope I didn't ruin anything
You didn't. But we can't be friends anymore
Yeah, That I figured. I'm sorry
Goodbye
Psh, ridiculous
