Flamongous
""Out on the barren alkaline shores
A very Flamongous flamingo is born
Into a stringent violent hierarchy
He grew up fleeing, but turned to face the fight
Now he flees no more, he'll rather come a'knocking on your door
He lost a leg that day, so he swore a damn oath to make everyone pay
He needed a leg substitute with a twist
He made it a bad ass gun with a fist
His walk turned out quite limpy you might say
But don't let him hear you or you will surely pay
Slowly he took over all the barren shorelines
But was not content to merely rule his kind
Making peaceful claims he built a secret army
He would have us all be servants, slaves or dead
Kill, destroy, annihilate, all who will oppose his fate""