ABBY [Alternate Version]

I hate to break it to you, girl, but we're breakin' up
I've put up with your drama just about long enough
And now you wanna know if there's somebody else
Well, if I'm bein' honest then the answer is yes

And her name is Abby
That's anybody but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party
Drink a cold beer too
She won't make me go crazy
Like you-know-who
And her name is Abby
That's anybody but you

Me and A-B-B-Y
Gonna have an H-E double L of a time
Yeah, A-B-B-Y
Anybody but you sounds good tonight, hey

Well, I'll bet you and her probably won't get along
She'll love my beat-up truck and all my old country songs
She'll even fit right in with all my wild ass friends (yeah)
And later on when I go introduce her to them

I'll be like, "This is Abby"
That's anybody but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party
Drink a cold beer too
She won't make me go crazy
Like you-know-who
And her name is Abby
That's anybody but you

Look, she won't drive a Honda, won't hate my mama
Won't love the drama, amen
Can't wait to see her, can't wait to meet her
Get her name, but 'til then

I'ma call her Abby
That's anybody but you
She'll have a bad little body, be the life of the party
Drink a cold beer too
She won't make me go crazy
Like you-know-who
And her name is Abby
That's anybody but you

Me and A-B-B-Y
Gonna have an H-E double L of a time
Yeah, A-B-B-Y
Anybody but you sounds good tonight, hey

Yeah, this is Abby
That's anybody but you