Don't Drink Whiskey
IF YOU'VE NEVER SNUCK BEHIND A BARN TO SMOKE A CIGARETTE
IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A BREAKUP FIGHT THE WHOLE TOWN CAN'T FORGET
IF THERE AIN'T A LIST OF THINGS THAT YOU'D DO DIFFERENTLY
YOU PROBABLY DON'T DRINK WHISKEY
IF YOU'VE NEVER LET SOME WORDS FLY OUT YOU WISH YOU COULD TAKE BACK
IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD TO TURN AROUND ON THE ROAD TO WHERE YOU'RE AT
IF THE PATH YOU'RE ON AIN'T PAVED WITH INCONSISTENCIES
YOU PROBABLY DON'T DRINK WHISKEY
IF YOU'VE NEVER WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED
WITH A WAR OF WONDERING WHAT WENT WRONG
GOING ON INSIDE YOUR HEAD
IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD YOUR HEART RIPPED APART AND
REALIZED HOW LONELY LONELINESS CAN BE, YOU PROBABLY DON'T DRINK WHISKEY
IF YOU'VE NEVER STOOD OUT ON HER PORCH AND BEGGED FOR ONE MORE CHANCE OR LET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE SLIP RIGHT THROUGH YOUR HANDS
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE BITTER TASTE THAT TAKES AWAY THE SWEET
YOU PROBABLY DON'T DRINK WHISKEY
REPEAT CHORUS
IF YOU'VE NEVER HAD A LOVE ON THE ROCKS
AND THOUGHT THE CURE WAS ONE MORE SHOT
CAUSE YOU'RE FIGHTING DEMONS NO ONE ELSE CAN SEE
YOU PROBABLY DON'T DRINK WHISKEY
REPEAT CHORUS
YOU PROBABLY DON'T DRINK WHISKEY