It's a Woman Thang

You got a closet full of clothes and nothing to wear
The whole day depends on the mood of your hair
You got forty-five names for the color of red
She says boy when you gonna get it through your head

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man
There's a whole lot goin' on that you don't get
In the complicated workin's of the opposite sex
Don't strain your brain tryin' to figure out what it means
Baby don't you know, know it's a wo-wo woman thang

Towels in the bathroom I better not use
Baby tell me again why you got so many shoes
You go to Wal-Mart, K-Mart, Neimans and Saks
You shop all day and then you take it all back

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man
If you were in my shoes, you wouldn't last a step
I'm a baby burpin', hard workin' temptress
Now and then when I take it to extremes
Baby don't you know, know it's a wo-wo-wo woman thang

Maybe I should watch some Oprah, bubble bath, sit on the sofa
Maybe take a Cosmo quiz or two
Maybe all I need's a hug from Fred or Bubba or Big W
Perhaps I'll come to see your point of view
Naw, it's a woman thang

Yeah it's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Just adjust your mind 'cause you're just a man
I'm a lady in red, I'm a daddy's girl
I'm a force to be reckoned with in heels and pearls
Now and then if I make you wanna scream baby don't you know, know
It's a wo-

It's a woman thang, you wouldn't understand
Might change my mind just because I can
I'm a dream come true, I'm your worst nightmare
I could be your teddy or your grizzly bear
Every now and then when I take it to extremes

Baby don't you know, know
Feelin' like yo-yo
I'll tell you from the word go
It's a wo woman thang, it's a wo-wo woman thang
We don't understand
'Cause it's a woman thang