Medley: Boiled Beef and Carrots / Any Old Iron / Knocked 'Em in the Old Kent Road / My Old Man's a Dustman / My Old Man Said Follow the Van / I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts

Boiled beef and carrots,
Boiled beef and carrots,
That's the stuff for your ""Derby Kell"",
Makes you fit and keeps you well.
Don't live like vegetarians
On food they give to parrots,
Blow out your kite, from Morn til night,
On boiled beef and carrots.

""Any old iron? Any old iron?
Any, any, any old iron?
You look neat. Talk about a treat!
You look so dapper from your napper to your feet.
Dressed in style, brand-new tile,
And your father's old green tie on.
But I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch and chain,
Old iron, old iron.""

Last week down our alley came a toff
Nice old geezer with a nasty cough
Sees my missus, takes his topper off
In a very gentlemanly way
Wot cher!"" all the neighbors cried
""Who yer gonna meet, Bill
Have yer bought the street, Bill""?
Laugh! I thought I should've died
Knocked 'em in the Old Kent

Oh, my old man's a dustman
He wears a dustman's hat
He wears cor blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
He looks a proper narner
In his great big hob nailed boots
He's got such a job to pull em up
That he calls them daisy roots